May 24: Houston Can You Hear Me ?

I know you do because Austin lost all its soul. Not for long because I'm gonna force feed it in a new hole. Just watch people, if you dare!

So we just did a private event at a swank country club in down town Houston. $100,000 a year membership. I want to choke the florist who erected these giant monstrosities right next to the stage. I'll give them and "E" for effort but the middle finger for blocking our speaker. Guess you gotta be a baller or an Exxon employee to be here.







Before the show we stopped at guitar center and checked out some cool guitars. This freaking fender strat is on sale for a mere $42,000. That's right! $42,000. Even if I had that kinda loot I wouldn't give it up for one guitar. Enough of this action? We played one of the coolest parties tonight. So cool that they wanted us to play an extra hour but at least 1/2 of the band wasn't feeling it. What a drag getting old right? Nah! Still got lead in the pencil..watch out now!

Magz
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