The Dysfunkshun Junkshun Road Journal: Apr 5: Benefit Auction, Westlake

Here we are at a well to do private school in one of the more affluent parts in the city. The weather outside is fantastic. So nice that the boys decided to drink a few cold ones outside the venue. Uh oh! School property, boys. Now we're sequestered in a school room eating some extremely uptown cuisine with high cost and debatable flavor. Guess it's better than the crappy cheese sandwiches some places have the nerve to give us. As the guests are arriving down stairs they have a red carpet and bunch of pretend paparazzi to get with the theme of the evening. That's a really cool idea. Gives the night a real Hollywood feel without the Botox. Let's just call tonight The UnUrban-Fest since we're the only urban people here tonight. Fine with me. I don't really care about the color of my audience or my band. I just like to be with fun people.

This is a large gym like thing we were playing in and they had these giant intelligent moving spotlights shining on us all night in different patterns and colors. All I can say is Damn, they're bright! Thankfully no one had a seizure on stage but that's another reason I always have shades on. Not just because I'm cool... ok, that too, but lights can be a real pain in the eyes sometimes. Not much to say about this one either except I'm home by 1AM so I'm just happy to be in bed while it's still dark.