Damn it! I forgot my camera again. Guess I'll have to settle for the camera phone. Wish I had it because tonight we're playing a benefit dinner at an exotic game ranch. Driving in reminds me of Jurassic Park because of all the gates, cattle guards and bizarre looking African animals roaming the ranch. Inside they have a mad amount of mounted animals on every wall.
Some of these things are huge and beyond description. I always hate seeing the large predators like lions and bears mounted. They're disappearing off the planet at an alarming rate for so many reasons. I hate to see them wasted as trophy's. Now these ugly spiral horned ugly things? 
Y'all ain't but painted cows so people can shoot those suckers all day as long as you give me a slab of those big-ass ribs. I ain't proud..just hungry because they ain't feeding us until after the first set.
I have point out that Tony saved the day by playing both keys and bass with two hands, a foot, and one other unidentified appendage due to our un-punctual bass player. 
As soon as we finished and started eating the Lt. Governor (David Dewhurst) made an uncomfortable direct approach to the table and shook our hands. A-Train promptly told him to "Legalize it". I thought he was gonna have us mounted on the wall like the rest on the animals. I'm still laughing as I'm typing this. Once again we were forced to sit in a room and do nothing because the program went over the allotted time. Sit, sit, yawn, sit, ... damn, it's becoming the norm lately.
Marc and Will sampled some of the fine free vodka. I was just glad when stage call came. So many pretty rich soccer-moms making eyes at me while I sing. Pretty damn intoxicating. So now that's over I'll just drive out of this ranch and hope like hell I don't hit one of these massive jack rabbits skirting across the road.
Un-gowa!
Magz
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